Want to be a politician or raise money for a start-up? You need the Web Economy Bullshit Generator.
According to its proud parent, Dack.com, the generator is now 10 years old. Why am I finding it only now? Think of all the good times we could have had together.
Well, I’ve found it now and it’s swell. A simple click spins out phrases that are perfect for a campaign speech, or a prospectus.
- “Expedite robust communities”
- “Exploit compelling niches”
- “Optimize frictionless infrastructures”
- “Engineer B2B convergence”
- “Deliver mission-critical web-readiness”
I can just hear venture capital hitting bank accounts or campaign contributions flowing from PayPal accounts.
Maybe I should use this to monetize (ick) my own site more effectively? I’ll just pitch the new and improved Surviving and Thriving as able to “repurpose value-added synergies,” “productize customed applications,” “implement dynamic interfaces” and “expedite dynamic infomediaries.”
If anyone can explain to me what I just said, I’ll send you a dollar bill and a share of stock in the new and improved S&T.
Seriously: Hours of fun for the whole family. Use this site to write personal finance blog posts, to comment on posts, or if you’re in danger of getting actual work done. You should also bookmark it for the day you have to write your job review.