Why I’m writing, and why you should read it

The life I once led

Dr. Demento and the desecrated turkey

You can’t even tell perfect bodies apart

Turning invisibility into stealth

Who would Jesus strafe?

This isn’t your grandparents’ recession

To men everywhere, from a woman who’s got your number

Think you’re broke? You probably aren’t

The blackberry gavotte

If life is the currency, I’m already rich

Rubbed the right way

What’s your ‘a-ha!’ moment?