You don’t have to throw baseballs at weighted milk bottles to win this rather pensive ursus maritimus.
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Polar bears are pretty awesomely dangerous creatures, but it’s hard to take this guy too seriously because he’s wearing a maroon bow.
It’s from The Boyds Collection, if that means anything to you bearophiles.
P.S. I once talked with an Inupiat Eskimo who told me that as a boy he’d eaten soup made of polar-bear paws. He said the meat tasted something like pork.